Movie Reviews in 50 Words: (L)

Lady in the Water (2006)
Forget all the hogwash about Narfs, Scrunts, and other ridiculous nomenclature Shyamalan tries to foist on you. Here’s the 11-word summary: grungy apartment tenants help a water nymph find her way home. Finding pants, however, is a wholly different matter, which ardent Bryce Dallas Howard fans will want to note.

Bury it